Retirement Jokes

One day two old ladies are sitting on the porch smoking cigarettes when it starts to rain.

The first old lady takes out a condom and wraps it around her cigarette for protection.

The second old lady asks what it is and where she got it. The first old lady replies:

“You can get it at any drugstore. They’re called condoms.”

So the next day the second old lady goes into the drugstore and asks the clerk: “Hello, do you sell condoms?”

The store clerk looks at her oddly and asks: “How big?”

The old lady replies: “Oh, just big enough to fit a Camel.”