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Behind the wheel

Posted on July 14, 2011 by admin

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang. Picking up, he heard his wife, her voice high with anxiety, warn him,

“Henry, I just saw on the news that there’s a car driving the wrong way on Highway 880. Please be careful!”

“One?” replied Henry, “You’ve got to be kidding me. I see at least a hundred!”


4 Comments For This Post

  1. Mindy from Dematic Conveyor Says:

    Uh oh – I bet that didn’t go over so well! My grandpa told me this joke when I was younger, but he said he made it up… Unless he writes for this website, I think I’ve been fooled! ;)

  2. Fine Art Photo Says:

    Yeah this joke is an oldie but goodie.

  3. raverture from wedding favors Says:

    I thought the old will say that it was him. LOL!

  4. Celine from Travel Wisconsin Says:

    This site shares good jokes even though it old, my thanks to you OldPoops. can you please update more soon?

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