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Good News – Bad News

Posted on May 08, 2011 by admin

A Senior went to see his Doctor for consultation over some lab tests.

“I’ve got good news and bad news!” said the Doctor.

“Give me the good news first!” said the Patient.

“The good news is you only have 24 hours to live!”

“Geeze!” said the Patient, “If that’s the good news what’s the bad news?”

“I forgot to call you yesterday!!” said the Doctor.


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