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How do you feel

Posted on September 22, 2011 by admin

Two old guys were sitting on a park bench enjoying a warm summer day. One says, “You know, I’m 85 years old and my body is wearing out. I have so many aches and pains. You’re about my age. How do you feel?”

The other guy says, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”

“Really,” the first guy says.

“Yep,” says the second one. “I mean look at me I have no teeth, no hair and I think I just wet my pants.”


2 Comments For This Post

  1. Nikki Says:

    True enough.haha They say that we really go back to being a child when we get old. Great post here. :D

  2. Samuel Eldred Says:

    These are the kinds of jokes that make me laugh. Even though it’s simple, there’s a touch of life to it that is very easy to connect to. There’s a sense of innocence to the answer of the other guy. Hahaha!
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