Two old guys were sitting on a park bench enjoying a warm summer day. One says, “You know, I’m 85 years old and my body is wearing out. I have so many aches and pains. You’re about my age. How do you feel?”
The other guy says, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”
“Really,” the first guy says.
“Yep,” says the second one. “I mean look at me I have no teeth, no hair and I think I just wet my pants.”