Two old timers in their 90’s were chatting in the rest home..
One was healthy and the other quite ill.
The healthy one asked” I wonder if there is baseball in heaven?”
His chum replied” I’ll be there soon and I will let you know”
A few days later the old gent passed on and that night the surviving friend was awakened when he heard a voice.
“Charlie, it’s me Fred. I have good news and bad news. The good news is there is baseball in heaven. The bad news is you’re pitching on Wednesday!!”