Retirement Jokes

Two old timers in their 90′s were chatting in the rest home..

One was healthy and the other quite ill.

The healthy one asked” I wonder if there is baseball in heaven?”

His chum replied” I’ll be there soon and I will let you know”

A few days later the old gent passed on and that night the surviving friend was awakened when he heard a voice.

“Charlie, it’s me Fred. I have good news and bad news. The good news is there is baseball in heaven. The bad news is you’re pitching on Wednesday!!”