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Preparing the will last requests

Posted on October 02, 2011 by admin

An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and make final preparations for her passing.

She met with her priest and told him that she had two final requests.

First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over the shopping mall.

“The Shopping Mall!” the priest exclaimed. “Why the mall?”

“Then, I know my daughters will visit me at least once a week.”

4 Comments For This Post

  1. Ann Says:

    How true. Never thought of the shopping mall though – maybe Wal-Mart!
    Thanks for sharing.

  2. Ira Says:

    Now that’s an idea! ^^ She can indeed make sure she’ll be visited every so often.

  3. Cody Fuerst Says:

    Awww… it’s so nice for the mom to still think about her daughters, even when she was at her deathbed. She’s actually a funny mom. It would be weird to see a priest to scatter someone’s ashes inside a mall. Hahahaha!

  4. larryj Says:

    Very Funny,unfortunately I know some girls who would fit that description.


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