A 90 year old man decides one day that he is not too old to party with the younger crowd.
Wanting to prove that he can still handle it he goes into a trendy modern night club and finds a seat next to a good looking, younger woman nearly half his age, at best.
Trying to recall his best pick-up line, he says: “So tell me, do I come here often?”
“Uh, I mean can you buy me a drink?”
“Darn, which way is it to the bathroom?”
November 26th, 2011 at 11:56 pm
Lol He should have realized it was eons ago when his pickup line used to work on girls.
December 1st, 2011 at 5:09 am
Tell that to Hugh Hefner. I think he must be close to 90 too but look at the ladies he’s been throwing pickup lines to. The girls seem to be biting the bait