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The old man and the night club

Posted on October 21, 2011 by admin

A 90 year old man decides one day that he is not too old to party with the younger crowd.

Wanting to prove that he can still handle it he goes into a trendy modern night club and finds a seat next to a good looking, younger woman nearly half his age, at best.

Trying to recall his best pick-up line, he says: “So tell me, do I come here often?”

“Uh, I mean can you buy me a drink?”

“Darn, which way is it to the bathroom?”


2 Comments For This Post

  1. Ira Says:

    Lol He should have realized it was eons ago when his pickup line used to work on girls. :D

  2. Grace Says:

    Tell that to Hugh Hefner. I think he must be close to 90 too but look at the ladies he’s been throwing pickup lines to. The girls seem to be biting the bait :D

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