A 90 year old man decides one day that he is not too old to party with the younger crowd.
Wanting to prove that he can still handle it he goes into a trendy modern night club and finds a seat next to a good looking, younger woman nearly half his age, at best.
Trying to recall his best pick-up line, he says: “So tell me, do I come here often?”
“Uh, I mean can you buy me a drink?”
“Darn, which way is it to the bathroom?”